✦ BREAKING · Randve count crosses 1 crore · EXIT POLLS · Akhand Single bloc surges +99 · INCLUSIVE · Now accepting applications from single dogs and cats ✦ NEWLY JOINED MEMBERS: Alina ✦ Daniel (Missouri City) ✦ Aman (Skollersta) ✦ Manshi (R Fksuha dx) ✦ Sambhu (California) ✦ David (Danbury) ✦ Ayush kumar Verma (HOWRAH) ✦ Aki (Kolkata) ✦ Ashu (Saharsa) ✦  

Voice of the
Akhand Single.
Forever Unattached.
Proudly Randve.

A movement for every soul the universe forgot to pair. Men, women, aliens, and dogs. No drama. Just supreme peace in the sacred art of being single.

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Registered Bros & Pets

420

Days Since Last Existential Crisis

100%

Peace of Mind

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Sacred Demands

✦ Together We Survive ✦ Stronger Alone ✦ Unity · Freedom · Chai ✦ You Cannot Pair A Movement ✦ 
Chapter One

Our Movement's Vision.

We are not here to cry over left swipes, stalk Instagram stories at 2AM, or spend ₹500 on a date that ghosted us. We are here to celebrate the Randve life — loud, proud, and absolutely unbothered.

This movement is universal. Whether you are a man avoiding marriage pressure, a woman who prefers her career and peace, an alien observing earth's toxic dating culture, or a golden retriever completely unbothered by human mating rituals... you belong here.

We are not broken. We are not waiting. We are thriving. That's the mission. The rest is top-tier satire.

Single Dog
OUR CHIEF MORALE OFFICER, RAJESH (GOOD BOY)
"Build a brotherhood (and sisterhood, and animal-hood) for a generation raised on promises of 'the right one.' A generation that watched rom-coms, downloaded dating apps, and still ended up here — happy, free, and eating dinner alone by choice. That's it. That's the mission."
The Seven Demands

The Manifesto.

Read it once. Read it twice. Then forward it to that aunty who keeps asking.

01
Before anyone suggests we "put ourselves out there," they must first demonstrate — with evidence — that being in a relationship has made them genuinely, measurably happier.
02
Every piece of dating advice given to a Randve without request shall be taxed. First offense: you listen to our situationship story in full detail.
03
All romantic films must include a post-credits scene showing the couple, three years later, arguing about whose turn it is to do dishes. For balance.
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Frequently Asked by
Curious Relatives.

The universal questions we get asked at every function, answered once and for all.

RJP is India's premier satirical community movement for the proudly unattached. We are done explaining ourselves at family functions. Est. 2024.

Absolutely. 'Randve' is a state of mind, not a gender. If you love your peace, if you avoid drama, and if your pet is equally unbothered, you are all welcome.

We chose peace. There is a massive difference.

No. Support groups are for people who think they have a problem. We don't. We are a celebration committee.

Are you eligible to join?

We don't check religion, caste, gender, or species. We have four standards.

Chronically Single

Last relationship status: never / blocked / what is relationship

Emotionally Unavailable

Available for chai and fetch, not for commitment

Professionally Confused

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Socially Certified

Attends every wedding alone. Dances better than the groom. Eats the most paneer.

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No fees. No photos required. Just absolute commitment to peace of mind.