Disclaimer

ISSUED BY THE SUPREME RANDVE COUNCIL

What This Is

Randve Janta Party is a work of satire and creative expression. Everything on this website — the demands, the manifestos, the titles, the council, the party itself — is fictional, comedic, and intended purely for entertainment. We are not a registered political party. We are not affiliated with any government body, political movement, or actual legislation. We are, however, very serious about the biryani.

What This Is Not

This website does not promote, endorse, or encourage hatred toward any individual, community, gender, relationship status, or life choice. We are not anti-love, anti-marriage, or anti-relationship. We are pro-peace. Pro-chai. Pro-minding your own business — which, incidentally, is all we ever asked for.

If you are happily married, congratulations sincerely. If you are actively dating, we respect the courage. If you are somewhere in between, pull up a chair. This is a place for everyone who has ever needed a laugh at their own situation — and chose that over a breakdown.

On Sentiments

We have made every effort to ensure that no community, culture, religion, gender, or group is targeted, mocked, or diminished on this platform. The jokes are about situations. The situations are universal. The intent is warmth.

If something on this website has genuinely offended you, we would like to first sincerely apologize — and then gently ask you to consider that life is short, relatives are eternal, and laughter is the only exit.

On Relatability

All characters, demands, council members, and documented Randve heroes referenced on this site are fictional or used in a purely satirical context. Any resemblance to your actual uncle who keeps forwarding matrimonial profiles is entirely coincidental and deeply unfortunate for you.

On Vulgarity

There is none. There will be none. This is a clean establishment. We serve chai here, not chaos.

In Summary

Come in. Read. Laugh. Share it with that one friend who needs it. Leave feeling slightly lighter than when you arrived. That is the entire mission of this website.